{"product_id":"just-another-messy-monday-t-shirt","title":"Messy Monday T-Shirt — Crew Neck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA JLR© Army Essential\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMondays are messy. Wear the proof. ☕\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf Whackadoodle Wednesday is the chaos mid-week, Messy Monday is where it all begins. The JLR© Army knows — some days you show up, coffee in hand, and that's enough.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust another Messy Monday. If you've been riding with JLR© Investigates long enough, you know that the week doesn't ease you in — it throws you straight into the deep end. Mondays are loud, unpredictable, and somehow always messier than you planned. This tee leans into that truth with a hand-lettered \"Messy Monday\" graphic and a little coffee cup sketch that says: \u003cem\u003eI'm here. I'm caffeinated. Let's go.\u003c\/em\u003e Whether you're chasing a story, chasing your kids, or just chasing your second cup — this shirt gets it. Wear it on slow mornings, school runs, or coffee-shop stops when things haven't fully come together but you're showing up anyway. That's the JLR© Army way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLightweight, breathable, and built for real life — this is the tee you reach for when Monday hits hard and you need something that keeps up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details (via Printify)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar with shoulder tape for lasting shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable Direct-to-Garment (DTG) and DTF print options for crisp, long-lasting graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2-year EU warranty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Light Blue, Sport Grey, and 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